In Todd We Trust

When I heard about this remake of "Mildred Pierce" I just about choked on my gooseberry pie, but since it's from Todd "Far From Heaven" Haynes...well, I'll strap in for the ride:

a rude awakening

OK, Cue The Super Loud Stones Album

Y'all aren't crazy about Tarantino?
I'm not crazy about Scorsese, who's remaking Kurosawa's High and Low.

A: What balls.
B: John Waters was right - we should only remake the bad films.