MONKEY SHINES

Donna and I were discussing how it always annoyed us that every KONG film conveniently skipped over showing viewers the logistical nightmare of moving a sedated 40-foot ape into the hull of a ship and setting him up in a Broadway theater.

Oh, those Kooky Kuchars!

I skipped yoga class today and watched Kuchar movies instead. At least my Michael felt the stretch! I never realized eyebrows could be the shutters on the windows to the soul until today!

In Todd We Trust

When I heard about this remake of "Mildred Pierce" I just about choked on my gooseberry pie, but since it's from Todd "Far From Heaven" Haynes...well, I'll strap in for the ride: