F*ck You, Woman, F*ck You

I Think It's The Ass-Slapping That Got To Me

.....not that I'm into that sort of thing actually. Vitameatavegamin this ain't. Vita, yes. Meata, yes. But vegamin, no. Quite the seductive babe, one might say. This was long before she got that only occasionally appearing weird Charles Gibson brow, and way, way before getting all moved by the chickdudeish Wayne Newton and befuddled by Burton and Taylor on Here's Lucy or The Lucy Show.

Klaus Nomi as "Mame"

I always think of this this time of year... if Klaus Nomi had lived I am convinced that Saturday Night live would have dressed him as Lucille Ball in "Mame" and had him sing this song. Look at her hand gestures! Her outfit! She's practically Klaus already! It would have been PERFECT! "We need a little Christmas" was made for him to sing!