Abandoned!

Twenty years ago this weekend I met Donna Lethal. She came to visit her friend Mavis Martini, one of the first people I met when I moved to Wilmington, NC. Back then Donna was a blonde and went by the name of Jayne International and I was a young filmmaker who loved B Movies and beer. With our combined love of trashy cinema (John Waters, David Lynch, Ed Wood, Doris Wishman etc...) I decided to make a movie with Mavis, Jayne and other assorted oddballs we knew. That movie was ABANDONED! and now twenty years later I've decided to recut and update it. Donna and Mavis are too much of a class act to post it here, but I'm not. So, grab a comfy chair and some snacks and enjoy the Director's Cut of ABANDONED!.

Prove your claims!

We've finished the second and last (for now) episode of "In the Future with Nostro-dumbass". He predicts cannibalism.... homosexual cities and takes on those who doubt his extreme powers of prediction!

Lil' Donna

Before Hollywood got its filthy claws into her driving her to gallons of hi-test henna rinse and makeup wearin' n' such like.....

What would YOU do if you were really the Queen?

For all the Queens and Smoochers out there! You know who you are!

Chemistry: The Mavis and Donna Method

Fashion Show

From Albert and David Maysles' documentary Grey Gardens

Orgy of the Dead

I know folks have covered it before (well, I know Percy Trout has and I was compelled to post the Cat Dance clip myself a while back), but I decided to enhance my day by putting together a few found screen grabs, the book, the soundtrack and the Cat Dance clip here for everyone else to enjoy once more.
If you click the Soundtrack cover below a download link will open in a new browser window.



While waiting for the download you can listen to -
I Am Criswell
A Pussycat Is Born To Be Whipped

Mavis Martini is currently preparing a lecture on Ed Wood's literary classic for the next book club meeting...


These screen grabs were found over at Poletti's fickr photostream (his collection is impressive).






Those whose lives have been directly influenced by Criswell already knew this was going to happen.

Peep Show

Easter is upon us and knowing that Donna has a pathological hatred of Peeps, I feel that it is my duty as one of her oldest and dearest friends to exploit her fears for our entertainment. Here are some movie parodies that have been recast with marshmallow Peeps. Enjoy!

PEEP KONG



PEEP FLOYD THE WALL



PEEP WARS