Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Today's Bible Lesson with Val Kilmer

Here is an edited version of what I managed to record from television late last Friday night of Kilmer speaking some bizarre bullshit on behalf of Christian Science Publications, 2009. He spent an hour alternately reading from The Holy Bible and Science & Health.
His mind has been thrown in the slammer!!! HALP!
And though I tried to resist, I had to throw in a funny bone or three.

I half expected him to break in to "How silly can you get?" from TOP SECRET at any moment.

Now that you remind me.....

Archive.org has this 3D stooges, which I always wanted to see, having watched stuff getting thrown at he camera in 2D for years. RED EYE LEFT



DOWNLOADABLE VERSION HERE

I'm as baffled as you are.

One of my youtube recommends. Have they been spying on me?



Joe Cook perplexes Tom Howard with one of his bizarre, rambling anecdotes in this scene from "Rain or Shine", dir: Frank Capra, rel: 8/3/30.

You can read all about Joe Cook here.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Telly Savalas Looks At Birmingham (the one down the bloomin' road from me)



A slight departure, but no one except Telly could convince me that I should mosey on down to Birmingham this Thursday (I'll probably ingest an Indian after taking in the action). I'm even looking forward to the day when I'm eligible to enter the over-40's disco competition.

This "quota-quickie' is from The Baim Collection.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Prevues of Horrific Attractions

Monster Mouth a Go-Go

Stephanie Rothman (more on her in another post!) directed "It's a Bikini World" in 1967. Here's a groovy clip, featuring the Castaways and Carolyn Brandt in a red fringy bikini:


They're playing inside a sabre-tooth tiger's(?) mouth! Then I saw this clip from Ted Mikels' "Girl in Gold Boots":


(Thanks, Butch!)

Coincidence? Was this a location or a set that was recycled? A YouTuber commented that it was shot at a place called the Haunted House on Hollywood Blvd. Any LaLa Landers know? And why should I care? Both clips are FANGTASTIC!