Do you jest?! Good Heavens! What in the name of Zeus are you saying?! Why, my dear, I will have you know that I and my betrothed partook of Master Gillette's brilliant performance (this coming after a swath of sarsaparilla was deee-lightfully consumed by us in no small haste), and upon egressing the venue, we commenced our intercourse loudly, being so proud to attract attention to her new parasol, and, in said articulation of our deee-lightful intercourse, I did repeat amongst the village and throughout the evening my wife's ecstatic ejaculation, namely, she will go to her grave proclaiming she shall see this Mr. Gillette time upon time again for if there be one thing she cannot get enough of, it is Too Much Johnson!
STARRING TOR!
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ReplyDeleteDo you jest?! Good Heavens! What in the name of Zeus are you saying?! Why, my dear, I will have you know that I and my betrothed partook of Master Gillette's brilliant performance (this coming after a swath of sarsaparilla was deee-lightfully consumed by us in no small haste), and upon egressing the venue, we commenced our intercourse loudly, being so proud to attract attention to her new parasol, and, in said articulation of our deee-lightful intercourse, I did repeat amongst the village and throughout the evening my wife's ecstatic ejaculation, namely, she will go to her grave proclaiming she shall see this Mr. Gillette time upon time again for if there be one thing she cannot get enough of, it is Too Much Johnson!
ReplyDeleteAway with you, now, away I say!
Great cameo appearance by Divine as "Babs Johnson" :)
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oooh look!..theres a Too much Johnson picture playing.
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Cameo appearance by Arte Johnson.
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