Here at CS we don't acknowledge the Oscars, 'cause ... well, 'cause they don't matter. For our first annual Slammer Awards, here are the illustrious winners. We don't care if they're dead.
'The Roddy McDowall Lifetime and Beyond Achievement Award', goes to William Castle, for influencing generations:
The Most Influential Dead Blonde Award goes to Jayne Mansfield, Goddess:
Our Favorite Queen Poll Winner - surprise! Liberace:
Our one Dead Star Tribute - fittingly, Vampira:
and of course, Satan. Just because.