Monday, January 4, 2010

"I Don't See Any Candy"

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Based on the preachings of Reverend Estus W. Pirkle, this film warns what will happen to America if the citizens do not give up their depraved ways and turn to God and Jesus for salvation. Communist infiltrators, the "footmen", will pave the way for an all out invasion by weakening our will through TV, dance, rock music and alcohol. Once the invasion begins, the new Communist government will proceed to round up all Christians, and either execute them or force them to undergo re-education. Only by putting their faith in the bible where it belongs, says Rev. Pirkle, can America resist the coming Red Menace.



Be sure to watch the other clips so generously provided to you by badmoodguy on youtube. Oh, I can't wait, here's one! I love the guard's southern-"cuban" accent.

2 comments:

Mavis Martini said...

I'm obsessed with Ron and June Ormond now! And Estus Pirkle was his REAL name...Check out the "Teenage Bride" clip! Yea! The sleaze/cheese trough is bottomless!

Samuel Wilson said...

Pirkle and the Ormonds can't even claim to be original with that candy story. They lifted it from James Clavell's "The Children's Story," which was legitimately adapted into a TV program sometime in the 1980s. The Ormond version is much more entertaining, though.