Monday, March 24, 2008

It's A DIRTY SHAME...

..that Al Gore's daughter, Kristen, had to rip-off Mr. John Waters for her feature debut project, NAILED, a David O. Russell-directed "rom-com" in pre-production in the Palmetto State. Cast in the leads: Jessica Biel and Jake Gyllenhaal.

From IMDb:

"A political satire in which Biel play Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward receptionist who gets hit in the head with a nail in an accident. This triggers her wild, sexual urges which causes her to fight in Washington for the rights of the bizarrely injured."

Synopsis of A DIRTY SHAME:

"An uptight, middle-aged, repressed woman turns into a sex addict after getting hit on the head, and she then falls into an underground subculture of sex addicts in suburban Baltimore."

Well, never mind! I will always prefer Johnny Knoxville to Jakey any day!

"One day we're going to discover a brand new sex act, one that's never been performed before. And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture!"




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